My Favorite

Facing a big project at work one observed:

“Man, you sure have your hands cut out for you”

Of Course it is “for you,” because after you cut the first one off yourself it is really hard to do the other one... I think they meant to say your HANDS FULL or work CUT OUT...

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To provide fair and equal chance of winning to all patrons submitting ISMS, the following are the official rules for the KENN KINGTON ISMS© contest on KENN KINGTON website.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. ANY PURCHASE WILL NOT IMPROVE CHANCES OF WINNING.

Grand Prize Winner must be, at least, 18 years of age or accompanied by a legal guardian, unless otherwise stated and/or posted. Participants under the age of 18 must have parental permission to enter the KENN KINGTON ISMS© contest.

1. Entering Contest and Choosing and Contacting Winners

Entrants must submit entries through the provided form at www.kennkington.com. In 140 words or less, Entrants submitting their ISM will give the actual ISM and tell the story behind it, who said it, etc. Participants will also be required to provide their name and valid email address in order for their ISM to be received. Anyone can enter, and multiple ISMS© may be submitted. Entering the same ISM more than one time will NOT IMPROVE CHANCES OF WINNING. 5 ISMS© Winners will be chosen by KENN KINGTON each week to be voted on by public. The entry with the highest rank at the end of the week will be considered 1 of 4 finalists and will compete against the other finalists for the Grand Prize vote. KENN KINGTON is not responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries, or emails sent but not received by KENN KINGTON for any reason, as potential contest winners.

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2. Submission of ISM, text or other content for ISMS© Contest

Entries selected to be voted on for contest finalists will be judged entirely at the discretion of KENN KINGTON.

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ISMS© or information submitted by you to the Site shall be the property of KENN KINGTON, and KENN KINGTON shall have no obligation to preserve, return or otherwise make available to you or others any ISM or information so submitted.

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Each prizewinner must supply KENN KINGTON with his/her legal name, mailing address, birth date, daytime and nighttime telephone numbers.

Winners may not request substitutions of prize winnings. All winners are solely responsible for any and all taxes and/or fees, and all such additional costs that may be incurred.

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