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"The vet called about bringing in your cat to be SPIKED!"
-Chip Bush

 

We are not going to fix him, just get him really drunk apparently.

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“If there is ONE thing I can’t stand, it’s ignorance AND stupidity.” -Dan Page

 

Apparently, in his anger he cannot count!

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“Don't count your chickens until you see the whites of their eyes.”  -Deanna Germany

 

Then what? Shoot ‘em! I’m not even sure chickens have WHITE in their eyes.

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“That’ll throw a KINK in his MONKEY CHAIN!” -Carrie Howell

 

I have no idea what he is talking about but it sounds dirty...

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