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"But
wait there's MORE!"
You
can get the DVD and the full CD for the ridiculous price of $13
and that includes shipping. Call or go to our website and get one.
Here is the catch! There is always a catch.
I
need everyone who gets this deal to share it with at least 10 people.
Just let them listen to it or watch it. That is the ONLY catch.
I
am trying to get 1 million people exposed to Kenn Komedy. Here are
the ways to be a part:
- Send
an e-mail with a link to www.kennkington.com and have them watch
the Klips there for FREE.
- Buy
this project for only $13 and share it with friends. That way
it is FREE for them.
- Go
to www.burnlounge.com/fullarmor and down load the entire CD worth
of material for $5 or 3 bits for 99c.
- Purchase
100 copies and give them to total strangers and ask them to share
it with their friends. (I have done this twice already). Mention
this newsletter and get .13c off each piece! WOW what a deal!
I really am kidding! I did give them to 200 people but you can
do the other Free ideas.
- Go
to the site and sign up to be informed of when I am going to be
in your area and bring all your friends to the best night of their
year. I know your friends and trust me it will be the highlight
of their year.
Special
Happenings
It is not often I get really personal and ask for your help but
this is a special situation… It will cost you 1 minute after
you read this and you will feel warm and fuzzy and if nothing else
goes right in your entire month you will know you did what was right.
Take one minute and pray for my family.
We
have sponsored a couple kids through Compassion International for
a few years now. We are about to take that idea to an entirely new
level. We have discussed adopting an orphan since before we got
married. For over a decade we have been seeking when is the best
time, and it is obvious the time is now. We have just finished the
paperwork and finger prints, and interviews and documentation. Heather
did some amazing research and we are now in the process to head
east. Please pray specifically that the paper work and details will
go smoothly and that our travels will be safe and the adjustment
will be minimal.
We
will be headed to Kazakhstan in 4-6 months for two weeks. A couple
weeks following there will be a little girl between 3-5 years old
that will be the newest Kington. I would be glad to share more details
with anyone and everyone who asks. Why Kazakhstan? When is it final?
What was the process? Etc. Thanks for taking that minute right now
and we hope by first quarter next year we can enclose a picture
of our new addition.
ISMS
This entire section is the result of my wife, Heather, regularly
slipping on her words and the nationwide outpouring of hundreds
who have friends with the same condition. See if you can guess which
one Heather actually said and which have been sent in over the past
few months…
I'll
keep my ears POSTED.
If you cannot keep your eyes peeled I guess ears posted is the
next best thing.
Heather's
Dad said this one…
"Whatever turns your
boat."
I said, "A rudder maybe?" His response to my comment,
"I know. That's why it's a saying!"
"Blown
way out of HAND."
Gotten out of hand or blown out of proportion… either way
something is wrong!
"He's
working both sides of the candle."
I guess that is better than burning the street at both ends.
"Hit
the tail on the money."
Which end of the money is the tail?
"Trespassers
will be Violated"
That would work, but I am not sure it is legal.
Keep your eyes open in the near future. We are putting together
an entire BOOK of these wonderful ISMS… Also, keep your ears
peeled. If you hear ISMS be sure to share them with the rest of
us. Send them to me and I will put the best ones in the next newsletter.
Write me… Kenn@kennkington.com.
Put ISMS in the subject line.
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