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Facing a big project at work one observed:

“Man, you sure have your hands cut out for you”

Of Course it is “for you,” because after you cut the first one off yourself it is really hard to do the other one... I think they meant to say your HANDS FULL or work CUT OUT...

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To provide fair and equal chance of winning to all patrons submitting ISMS, the following are the official rules for the KENN KINGTON ISMS© contest on KENN KINGTON website.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. ANY PURCHASE WILL NOT IMPROVE CHANCES OF WINNING.

Grand Prize Winner must be, at least, 18 years of age or accompanied by a legal guardian, unless otherwise stated and/or posted. Participants under the age of 18 must have parental permission to enter the KENN KINGTON ISMS© contest.

1. Entering Contest and Choosing and Contacting Winners

Entrants must submit entries through the provided form at www.kennkington.com. In 140 words or less, Entrants submitting their ISM will give the actual ISM and tell the story behind it, who said it, etc. Participants will also be required to provide their name and valid email address in order for their ISM to be received. Anyone can enter, and multiple ISMS© may be submitted. Entering the same ISM more than one time will NOT IMPROVE CHANCES OF WINNING. 5 ISMS© Winners will be chosen by KENN KINGTON each week to be voted on by public. The entry with the highest rank at the end of the week will be considered 1 of 4 finalists and will compete against the other finalists for the Grand Prize vote. KENN KINGTON is not responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries, or emails sent but not received by KENN KINGTON for any reason, as potential contest winners.

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I AM DAD

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This is Kenn’s newest, purest, bestest comedy performance. Kenn starts at life in general and ends at the wonderful world of being a Dad. A full one hour Comedy DVD will leave all audiences laughing hard and wanting more.

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This wonderful Comedy Concert was performed in Houston Texas at one of the very first Ultimate Comedy Theater events. Kenn does a full one hour show and has friends Mike Williams and Paul Aldrich combine to do an additional hour. Two of the funniest hours of your year.

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ISMS

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ISMS is the newest and only strictly comedy book from Kenn. This book was birthed from the overwhelmingly popular Isms from Kenn’s Stand up act. This book contains 100 of the funniest, dumbest and most hilarious mixed up words and phrases people have actually said.

SEARCHING FOR A SUPER MAN
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Searching for a Super Man Watching for a Wonder Woman was voted one of the top 10 books for singles in the country a couple years ago. Now in it’s 8 printing it is by far the most helpful and popular of Kenn’s literary works. Complete with a devotional guide and small group guide that has a powerful effect. Over 70% of singles who completed the CORE group guide (small group) were married within two years. Prepare for a paradigm shift and total makeover of your relationship life.

REDISCOVERING SUPER HUSBAND
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Rediscovering Super Husband and Wonder Wife is a wonderful connecting tool for couples no matter how long you have been married. You will laugh a lot, learn a little and love the conversation inducing connections questions. There is a small group guide included as well. This work is perfect for teaching or leading any couples group.

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